When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.
by scratchy2868 May 10, 2015
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Get the Snowy Asshole mug.Chris said that he could do 3 times more push ups than Ædôn could. So Ædôn called him a conceited asshole.
by T-bone 420 December 18, 2017
Get the Conceited asshole mug.A narcissist dressed in hipster clothes. Other physical attributes include: A bowl-cut hairstyle, oversized clothes and round glasses.
Psychology: Displays the "I´m a sensitive, deep and accepting soul" persona to others, but will infact push your mother down the stairs when you´re not looking. This is an emotionally manipulativ, immature and passive aggressive backstaber that feels entitled and believes to be better than others due to "uniqueness" . The artsy asshole believes to be creative due to following trends, but this person is in fact a generic, deeply insecure, trendy-clothed, shit-talker that tries to elevate themselves by backstabbing others. If they get confronted ,they will take on the victim-role and will often cry about being "mistreated".
Psychology: Displays the "I´m a sensitive, deep and accepting soul" persona to others, but will infact push your mother down the stairs when you´re not looking. This is an emotionally manipulativ, immature and passive aggressive backstaber that feels entitled and believes to be better than others due to "uniqueness" . The artsy asshole believes to be creative due to following trends, but this person is in fact a generic, deeply insecure, trendy-clothed, shit-talker that tries to elevate themselves by backstabbing others. If they get confronted ,they will take on the victim-role and will often cry about being "mistreated".
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Get the Ninja Asshole mug.A laundry Asshole is someone who doesn't take their laundry out so someone else can use the washer and/or dryer. Usually found in college campuses or laundromats, though laundromat people are usually more alert to their clothes so they aren't pilfered.
Oh no, why did I leave for dinner right before my laundry was done? I'm gonna be a laundry asshole tonight I guess...
by N0where December 11, 2021
Get the Laundry Asshole mug.Hawkesbury, Ontario, Canada. Specifically, a sprawling, lesser known cesspool-like area of unknown usefulness and stank therein, perhaps utilizing the facade of 'nature reserve' to ward off the unwary of its true identity.
'What's that rancid stank, bro??'
'Look around you, son. We're sitting literally right in the middle of The Asshole of the Universe.'
'Must we toke up HERE??'
'Indeed. Now pass me that bottle, and right here: in the very epicenter of the Great Cosmic Ass, high as kites shall we imminently proceed to get.'
'So be it.'
'Look around you, son. We're sitting literally right in the middle of The Asshole of the Universe.'
'Must we toke up HERE??'
'Indeed. Now pass me that bottle, and right here: in the very epicenter of the Great Cosmic Ass, high as kites shall we imminently proceed to get.'
'So be it.'
by uncle Bert July 31, 2012
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