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Ashley

A young beautiful girl who knows she's stunning but isn't cocky, she is usually athletic but has a boring personality
Man have you seen Ashley today,

I just had the most boring conversation with Ashley, she's hot but lame.
by Vaginalid February 26, 2017
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ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
by duck kid January 18, 2018
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Ashley Pridgen

The sexy Snorgtees girl with the huge boobs in the gray shirt with "Stand Back, I'm a professional on it."
Ashley Pridgen has such a nice rack on her, I'd tap that.
by N3vKid July 18, 2010
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Ashley WSFD

Some weird bitch on Akinator that pops up when you keep saying yes
Lucas:Bro wtf who tf is Ashley WSFD
Feebie: Idek
by That1weeb.org October 16, 2020
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Ashley Tomlin

Describable none other than a very thing and wirey man, probably the spawn of J. Edgar Hoover with Cromwellian tendencies of stamping out opposing views on mock exams, his handling of the staff and ultimately his ability to effectively control the pandemic. He's long given up the stakeout, the binoculars and the wire taps in favour of installing more cameras right outside the s-block to prevent misdemeanors from the students and the subsequent microphones in the cameras to prevent criticism of him. Some never return. The more criticizing of him the discussion topic is, the crueler his Xi Jinping-like tactics and his iron fist becomes. His past is riddled with rejection, depression, lack of a 20 grand kitchen (with an island in the middle), lack of a 17 grand silver ford fiesta, inability to properly cover up his oppressive tactics or maintain friendships. This arena or "school" is precisely the drug he need to fulfill his illusions of grandeur and the taste of power over others. Oppose him and his secret police consisting of Swaffer, Mulligan and Brooker will silence you quickly and effectively. Avoid him at all costs and find real humans to talk to.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Ashley Tomlin?"
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
by awootism1212121 November 13, 2020
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Ashley Lovelace

The most beautiful and kindest person you will meet once you have her don't ever let her go she's what's holds us together without her we are lost she's our closest friend yet she's so far away she loves to help people and is even kind to people who are not even kind to her she doesn't just see people she sees beyond that she sees pain hurt and feelings she's a great listener and is very helpfull
She is so much like Ashley Lovelace
by Preston and prancer April 10, 2019
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