Chair acheivment

When you sit on a chair and your crush pulls your pants down and sucks you like a popsicle

Man my crush came over today and the Chair acheivment was unlocked

by MikealsonGamer January 29, 2018

Flag

Get the Chair acheivment mug.

Your ancestors incestors

God in word form. Beats any and all insults thrown at you or any people you want to protect in a 5 mile radius.
"Your family tree lgbt" shivers in its presense.

Mark: "Ur mom gey xd"
Tom: "Do you really want me to bring out the trump card?"
Mark: "Ha! Your family tree lgbt"
Tom: "Your ancestors incestors."
*Mark, in an instant, ceases to exist and all his relatives are turned into a giant ball of energy wich continues to destroy any and all living beings and the universe as we know it*

by Gigagasu lul March 29, 2018

Flag

Get the Your ancestors incestors mug.

your ancestry incestry

The final comeback against any insult, its so powerful its defies the "no u" comeback of any sort.

"Hey Garry your mom gay"
" Hey Larry ur family tree LGBT"
" Hey Garry your ancestry incestry"

*Garry proceeds to explode into a million pieces and gets sucked into the void dimension with no possibilty of coming back into the human realm after getting destroyed beyond human comprehension*

by malma March 29, 2018

Flag

Get the your ancestry incestry mug.

Ur Ancestors Incestors

Ur Ancestors Incestors is a failed attempt at creating the most powerful roast in existence.

It was calculated to have power beyond "Ur Family Tree LGBT", but actually caps off around Ur Dad Lesbian. Not many know of this though, and it is often misused.

Carl: Ur Granny Tranny
John: You fool... You brought this upon yourself... Ur Ancestors Incestors!
Carl: Yeah I guess they are
John: *Explodes due to lack of defense*

by A Fat Penguin April 2, 2018

Flag

Get the Ur Ancestors Incestors mug.

ur ancestors fagots

The insult of insults. Worst than the bland "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian" and "ur granny tranny" If you ever say this, just make sure it is worth it, because it has side effects.

me after ten other insults on fortnite: well i'd say ur dad lesbian
random idiot: i unleash mt final power and i say ur granny tranny
me: well.. that hurts a little... but i hav one last weapon
random idiot: that was weak... SHOW ME
me: ur ancestors fagots

Random idiot dies from asphyxiation, the Sun starts burning more hydrogen than normal, mouth suddenly catches fire and everyone on the earth gets a thrill

by csgo_fan March 13, 2018

Flag