Alaskan Ice Cream Float

When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.

John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

Alaska

The most novel state in the United States.

What? You're from ALASKA? No one lives there!

by An Alaskan, lol July 4, 2009

Alaskatizer

(n) an adolescent Alaska native.

"Where are the Alaskatizers?"
"Perhaps they are rockin out in their igloos."

by cmalkows July 4, 2005

Alaskan Crab Fisherman

When you put a crayfish/small crab into a females vagina then fish around with your dick until it latches on, and you pull it out.

We were bored so we went to the pet store and got a crayfish to do the Alaskan Crab Fisherman.

by samborambo15 April 27, 2009

the alaskan bull worm

A very big penis that when it ejaculates you can see the veins moving

Yo dude the Alaskan bull worm was all up in yo girl.

by 69aclam November 24, 2013

Alaskan Pipeline

n: a condom that has been filled with feces and frozen, used for insertion into a vaginal or anal orifice.

... and then, at the last minute, he whipped out his trusty Alaskan Pipeline ...

by powderedtoastman01 May 12, 2010

Alaskan Fire Hydrant

The act of setting the room on fire then having an orgasm and spinning around to put it out

Dude, I had an amazing night last night.
Oh and what was so great?
Well I was masturbating and then I decided to pull an Alaskan Fire hydrant.

by jgold1224 December 19, 2011