rip you a new asshole

A very odd expression for the act of telling someone off.

Say that to my face and I'll rip you a new asshole.

by Wizlet May 17, 2014

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M.A.G.A.T.S.

English. Political acronym. Someone of very low intelligence. Prone to both fits of rage and uncontrollable crying spells. (see Snowflake). Easily triggered. M.A.G.A.T.S. are known to prefer beastiality, so they are not to be allowed around pets, zoos or farm animals. For this reason they prefer to reside in red states that have no laws prohibiting inter-species sexual intercourse. A twist on the conservative hashtag MAGA. It is an acronym to descibe rabid radicalized supporters of the 45th President of the United States. The acronym contains the words: Microphallic, Ammosexual, Genetically, Altered, Troglodyte, Scumbags.

You M.A.G.A.T.S. still think that the earth is flat.

by L. Apachicano April 9, 2018

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A midget away

When you're sitting about 4 feet from another person.

This bar is so noisy that I can barely hear you, and you're only a midget away from me! Geesh!

by Angie6184 April 28, 2007

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between a pillow and a soft place

Describes a situation where something has two meanings to you, both of which warm your heart.

Cousin 1: You know, you've become like a sister to me!
Cousin 2: Awww, I'm touched that you feel that way, plus I feel like I've gained a sister! It puts me between a pillow and a soft place!

Guy: Being with you makes me want to be a better person.
Gal: I'm between a pillow and a soft place hearing you say that.

by snowscape January 10, 2011

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