A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama
Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.
by Stoney69 May 16, 2019
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dirty hot tub

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and the sperm gets into her belly button. This belly button is now a dirty hot tub.
"Bro, you know the girl I've been talking to? yeah, when I pulled out, I came on her stomach and gave her a dirty hot tub".
by richardnixonofficial September 2, 2023
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a tub

Currency - A term used by flat6 to tell how expensive something is. Originated from the ice-cream brand "Ben and Jerry's" One "tub" is equivalent to 5 English Pounds, the amount of a tub of Ben and Jerry's.
"Dude, how much did u pay for that shirt?"
"It was only a TUB!"
by yazoo April 19, 2006
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Hot tub

by Impeemanmate September 23, 2020
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Hot Tub Daddy

A friend or close acquaintance who nurtures one's mother in the hot tub.
My friend's mother accepted my invitation to the hot tub. I am now my friend's hot tub daddy.
by Mandudeson May 10, 2018
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Tubs

A term used by a very a group of people in DFW to express adornment, joy, admiration, awe!
Oh my god, you already started your year of service? Tubs!
by MahiJoon April 13, 2024
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Grout the tub

When one man places his penis in another mans ass crack
Let’s grout the tub tonight after the kids are asleep.
by killercrock6969 June 4, 2018
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