razor tits

breasts which are thin and sharp-looking and resemble razor blades.
Damn. that girl had mad razor tits.

D'jou see the razors on that bitch? Hate to be her.
by jenou May 13, 2007
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man tits

if your a man look down(if you look down and cant see your dick)
austin:nice tits
kyle: what are you talking about

austin: cho man tits
by Kyle McCumbee September 9, 2012
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tit twist

The systematic twisting of one's nipple.
That tit twist really hurt.
by TrevDawg October 14, 2003
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anime tits

Massive tits on a small frame, mostly seen in every anime ever. This is mostly fanservice to people who like to fap to cartoon characters.
I was watching Code Geass the other day and this chick's tits were taking up half the screen. The funny part is she was supposed to be a teenager on the show. I wish that anime tits didn't look so absurd on real girls.
by deathwish124 May 24, 2009
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tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"
"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.
by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2008
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tit custard

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!
by T-Whip May 18, 2016
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Samosa Tits

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

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by rave69uk December 7, 2015
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