Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.

Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."

by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022

Cassidy Shift

taking the first 2 hours of your shift off to sleep it off

Isn't Hayley working today, where is she, it's 7?
Oh, she's doing a Cassidy Shift today, coming in at 9.

by OGRT June 27, 2022

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Gauntlet shift

Working more than five days in a row without a day off.

Friend:Hey, you want to go get a drink after work?
Friend 2:No, I can't. I have a gauntlet shift this week and I need the rest.

by 2pens1word July 11, 2019

Mr. Shift Your Panties

Sexual term used to describe a man who can woo a woman into sleeping with him.

I.e. f-boy.
(Mentioned by Afrobeats star, Wizkid, to describe himself in 2022 song "Money & Love, from his 2022 album "More Love, Less Ego".)

"Hey, I heard Chad left Katrina for Maria. Isn't it his 3rd relationship this semester? I thought he was a good guy. "
"Yeah, he thinks he is a Mr. Shift Your Panties. "

by Cleo patches February 28, 2024

baltimore shift

The act of freaking bitches with a rake.

Tj gunna give that bitch the Baltimore shift.

by Swagdaddy1234 December 14, 2013

no lift shift

No lift shift is a day where your out ripping you 4 wheeler and your ridding balls to the wall (full throttle)

Hey bud wanna go for a no lift shift

Let’s fucking go bud

by Big dick swigging November 27, 2018