one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.
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Get the Jersey City Patty Press mug.A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
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Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
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Get the York Peppermint Patty mug.The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.
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