Home watch

A nerdy way to watch series of dramas or movies without stepping out.

I got myself chips and beers to home watch the tv drama "Game of Thxxnes".

by Shana Baileys December 26, 2011

The taste of home

A very peculiar act,
Lather a small garden shovel in cornstarch, and proceed to slap your girlfriend's clitorous several times.
Then have intercourse, while force feeding said girlfriend, a measured pound of meatloaf.

I would never think to try the taste of home with jannice

by john lenkewich November 28, 2007

Home Depoted

1) To find an empty bin of what you are looking for adjacent to rows of overflowing bins of what you are not looking for.

2) To return to the job site to realize your recently purchased lumber has non-square end cuts.

3) To travel to your local indoor lumber yard to learn they do not carry 14' lumber.

Yet again, I've been home depoted.

by GrassMann July 6, 2010

go home

1. Used to inform someone of their inability to handle the current situation.
2. To refrain from speech.
3. To get the hell out.

You're going fail the test David, go home.

by redelixir March 9, 2003

Home Depot

A home improvement superstore based around the color orange. Seriously, EVERYTHING IS ORANGE!! You get sick of it so fast. The store is rather boring to shop in and most people only shop there unless they have to.

Person 1: Wanna go to home depot?
Person 2: No, I hate the color orange and shopping there bores me.
Person 1: Okay.

by Your mom. You wish I'd tell you my real name. July 2, 2006

nursing home

America's number 1 growing place of mexican employment

Yo dude's U can pick more pockets in a nursing home than on the streets of Los Angles.

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

home invasion

The act of masturbating with your off hand after you have been sitting on it. therefore restricting blood-flow to the hand making it numb aka("the stranger"). All while wearing a leather glove.

Jim made the mistake of of trying a home invasion without lube. ouch.

by yoursosillyjim October 19, 2010