fart girl

When a woman is very flagellant and she passes gas knowing that the other person smells it but still does it anyway

When her ass is really loose due to hardcore anal. tonight you must eat a lot of broccoli out of my girlfriends ass. Wow that taste really yummy fart girl

by Fishing for gold February 9, 2018

Lady Fart

Another word for 'queef' (when air is released from the vagina, making a farting noise), which is classier and could be used in everyday conversation.

-"Oh! What was that noise?"
-"I'm sorry, I had to lady fart"

-"I heard that she could lady fart on command!"

by McalaMuffin December 25, 2010

Taking a Fart

When you go to take a poop and only a fart comes out.

Scott: Billy did you shit your pants in there or what?
Billy: No, I was only taking a fart.

by Jorge Dentino November 3, 2010

Pissed as a fart

Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.

"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"

by bearhugstef October 11, 2013

fart app

An application for a mobile phone that does nothing more than flatulence sounds. It also generally describes any mobile phone application that is overpriced and useless.

Check out this fart app I bought for my iPhone!!! This has premium fart noises.

by betito84 February 14, 2010

After fart

The one or more smaller farts that occur within seconds after busting huge ass

Bill ripped a huge one and thought he had to after fart but he ended up shitting his pants

by NakJPaulG May 1, 2009

Food Fart

It's when your farts somewhat resemble the smell of your food you ate a couple of hours ago. There are many different scents to farts depending on what you eat. These kind of farts may smell a little pleasing to you but totally foul to everyone around you.

Food Fart moment:

Dude 1: *Farts* Mmm burrito fart!

Dude 2: OMFG!!! It smells so disgusting! I'm never chilling with you on the days you chose to go to Taco Bell ever again. *Runs out of the room covering his nose*

by Dancing with Fire December 10, 2010