Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face

"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"

by Golden Foot April 17, 2012

Bathroom Clown

When a person uses too much makeup or perfume/cologne and comes out of the bathroom to show the world what hookers looked like in the 60s.

What a bathroom clown, with that much makeup you could paint a house.

by MrGoddamnMoseby October 10, 2016

Clown Horn

When you fart loud and high pitched.

“Damn! That fart was like a clown Horn!!”

by Sharks Tooth August 20, 2020

clown's pastie

An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.

Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie

by Loopydave December 17, 2018

Death Clown

A person who laughs during a funeral.

My family shunned me after I became a death clown.

by Science02 July 24, 2016

kots the clown

Kots the clown is a clown that performs in GC ( Greek class ) and shoots his shot with the one and only PANA - he is a great guy

Did u see Kots the clown last night

by Anthony.rovid January 6, 2021

Clown Meat

When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.

Blueballs or loner boner.

Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.

Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.

Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen

by Neoslayer July 24, 2021