Brandon: Baby I love you I'll see you tomorrow...
Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry
Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry
by Starstream February 3, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.
by hahah71717 May 3, 2020
Get the brandonmug. Tall sexy and athletic. Your typical “Troy Bolton” high school crush. Great kisser. Big lips and good jawline, brown hair, and blue eyes. Has tan skin and glowing skin. Very strong and pretty skinny. Such a ladies man. Not an F boy and he is very loyal. You will wish you were dating him
Brandon is so hot
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Drew : Have you been around brandon lately.
Hunter: Yah he seems pretty fuckin dumb.
Drew + Hunter : Laughs
Brandon: HAHA -- What?
Hunter: Yah he seems pretty fuckin dumb.
Drew + Hunter : Laughs
Brandon: HAHA -- What?
by PhysiczTv July 24, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Bandon in the bitchiest, price of shit you can encounter. He's the kind if person who plays fortnite on PS4 with a keyboard and mouse at 3 in the morning.
by Bigboialex September 21, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming
by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. A man who will leave his significant other home to stress on bills while his pockets full of money to buy his erb and little ones the things they need,don't trust this human he will only take and belittle you while making a living off others. Don't date him whatever you do he will drain you of your breath.He grew up in wis and landed in duluth .
by Horse33 April 24, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.