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The Shitterman shift

The act of strattling the shifter of a manual car and inserting it in your anus. While your bro uses your penis as the shifter, you then copy his shifts using your anus.
Joe, hop up on this stick. We’re gonna give this Ford fiesta The Shitterman Shift.
by clarkC December 2, 2024
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Taken a shift

An American Term for when something isn’t working and has a mind of its own.
by USAmoose December 5, 2024
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Shift Knob

When a girl tucks her pony tail up into her hair tie like a bun and let's you use it to control her head while she gives you a BJ.
I really like to use Lenora's shift knob while she gives me head.
by Salladpatch December 7, 2024
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Paularity Shift

Shifting back and fourth fourth between options, being heavily indecisive.. like a certain someone.
Ugh, we're stuck in another Paularity Shift—where every decision oscillates back and forth so hard, it's like watching a seesaw in a hurricane. Just pick something already, Paul!
by Jimmerbob December 16, 2024
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Teusz Shift

A loud, distinct single "POP!" sound during an upshift.

Cars that have this are one that are performance oriented with GMs 10 speed hydramatic like the Camaro, Corvette and CT4/5 V and V Blackwing, Genesis g70 and more.
Cars with upshift "farts," such as those using DSG, dual-clutch, ZF, etc., do not count.
Wow, Greg, did you hear that Teusz Shift?

While accelerating hard, Thug shifted his Camaro all the way to fifth gear, with each shift making a loud, distinct Teusz Shift sound."
Dang, Santos, did you hear those Teusz Shifts?
I love the Teusz Shifts in my Cadillac V Series.
by Crni's step brother December 19, 2024
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Viking shift

Working a double shift back to back, usually more than 16 hours in a day. Viking refers to amount of overtime pay earned from your company as in a Viking looting and pillaging your company.
I am tired from working a Viking shift last night, but that pay check will sure be nice.
by Tiredemployeetn December 23, 2024
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