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Benjamin Cranklin

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Cranklin? That boy sure is on meth all the time."
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Benjamin Skanklin

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Skanklin? That boy sure does listen to that ska music all the time."
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Benjamin Shanklin

A Benjamin Franklin fond of impaling others with small, improvised bladed weapons.
"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Shanklin? That boy done shanked me up good!"
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Benjamin Banklin

A Benjamin Franklin which also serves as a money repository.
"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Banklin? That boy sure does lend, exchange, and issue money."
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Benjamin Pranklin

A Benjamin Franklin which enjoys pulling practical jokes on others.
"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Pranklin? That boy sure does play tricks and/or practical jokes upon others."
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Benjamin.

Benjamin is my favorite person in the entire world. He's sweet and caring and he'd do anything for anyone, as I would for him. He's a genuinely good guy and means the world to me and others, he's insanely smart and funny and strong. Strong mentally and very much physically as well, hes got them big ass arms with a shit ton of muscles in em and his pecs and and thighs are amazing. I love Ben.
Benjamin. is the absolute best. Literally unbeatable. I love him.
by nails4breakfast April 25, 2022
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Benjamin Lowell

The absolute sweetest man alive.

Hes the coolest funniest handsomest guy on earth.
I love him dearly. He actually makes my days worth going through, and hes so gorgeous. He has lovely knockers, and his muscles are weirdly insanely impressive. I adore this man more than life itself. Thank you for being alive and being birthed. Gerald is also pretty rad too, you're my favorite thing ever.
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