If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
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He’s is a writer, director and owns a school of some sort. He is an incredible sexual being with an extremely high but giving libido. He can act, work in comedy and is a stunning father. Benjamin enjoys crowds but does not love talking to a lot of people. He suffers from ADHD and does not like to be at home, nor get up early. A Benjamin is a vampire with a good heart.
He’s is a writer, director and owns a school of some sort. He is an incredible sexual being with an extremely high but giving libido. He can act, work in comedy and is a stunning father. Benjamin enjoys crowds but does not love talking to a lot of people. He suffers from ADHD and does not like to be at home, nor get up early. A Benjamin is a vampire with a good heart.
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Get the Benjamins mug.a totally 神經病 (crazy) guy who has an attraction to someone named Tasha. He is a total buzzkill and a jerk. He somehow calls everyone 'best friend’ when he needs something. If you reject him, your not his 'bestfriend' anymore lol
Benjamin: PLEASE YOUR MY BEST FRIEND I NEED TO FINISH THIS HWK PLS TELL ME ANSWER
You: hell no.
Benjamin: Whatever your trash anyways (goes to ask another peson)
You: hell no.
Benjamin: Whatever your trash anyways (goes to ask another peson)
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