pocket boner

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff
I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!
by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009
Get the pocket boner mug.

walking boner

Horny beyond belief and wanting to fuck anything that moves.
I'm soo horny, I feel like a walking boner!
by mookie's zj June 23, 2011
Get the walking boner mug.

massage boner

A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.
Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.
by Paastastic7 June 14, 2013
Get the massage boner mug.

Hate Boner

When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.
Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)

Person 1: fuck you

Person 2: fuck you too ;)

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
by LoliBait March 14, 2022
Get the Hate Boner mug.

Boomer Boner

What a boomer gets when they look badly or talk badly about a younger generation. This is the reasoning behind why boomers like to be boomers
Rick:"Hey Karen"
Karen:"Hello Rick, I just grounded my son for playing a video game called GTA V"
Rick:"Oh god that gives me a boomer boner"
Karen"me too"
by PeachyMBS November 15, 2019
Get the Boomer Boner mug.

Enacta-boner

The excitement that one feel's upon hearing that Enactus has done something awesome.
I'm going to have such an Enacta-boner when we win National's this year!
by samwise102 December 01, 2014
Get the Enacta-boner mug.

Dad boner

A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.

Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.

It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.

Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022
Get the Dad boner mug.