Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

Hockey

Poop, doo doo, feces

Mama I gotta go to the bathroom because I gotta hockey!

by Beety August 28, 2021

Tonsils hockey

A act of two persons playing hockey with there tonsil.

We tonsils hockey because she had a good face in the pool party

by Sweet Man Big C May 2, 2021

Hockey Mom

Sarah Palin

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick!

by Tina w. fey February 20, 2009

dental hockey

Another term for a blow job. You know, third base, knob gobble, skull fuck, smoke pole, playing the ol' skin flute.. etc

"Want me to play dental hockey on yo man meat? $50."

by pjames6 October 5, 2016

boo hockey

Something that’s dumb or that’s bullshit.

wow that’s boo hockey.

by Laserfrog44 October 17, 2023

Hockey Gouging

The look you give your meal in the staff canteen before slaughtering it.

“Damn bro, stop Hockey Gouging at those chicken strips”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”

by pseudenym June 6, 2018