Teh dual wielding

Usually a line to make fun of Microsoft/Xbox fanboys when they get too full of themselves. "Teh dual wielding" literally refers to one of the features in Halo 2 that wasn't in the original Halo, in which you can hold two guns at the same time. Xbox and/or Halo fanboys really thought this was teriffic, and sometimes even say it's the best improvment or feature of the game. Non-Microsoft/Xbox fanboys tried to point out that the dual wielding of weapons can be found in games much earlier than Halo, but no one really listened. Now, people generally quote in fictional situations with them saying lines containing "teh dual wielding" to effectively portray how pathetically unwavering their faith is in Halo 2's "innovations".

Xbox Fanboy: LOL!! U TEH STUPID N00B GAMECUBE FANBOY FAGG!! HALO 2 PWNZ UR SHIT METROID LOL PWNED!!!!111ONE11

Me: Halo 2 isn't that great. Maybe you should really look into other games a little more seriously before you become so judgemenal.

Xbox Fanboy: But...but...teh dual wielding...*cries*

by KingNothing September 21, 2005

wildboys

A crazy show involving crazy things, the wildboys is a mtv show that has a crew do great,funny,stupid,and dangerous stunts.It borrowes its show ideas from other shows like jackass and the dudesons, but is a lot more entertaining.

When the wildboys drank snake blood in thailand and then puked all over the place.

by shane diaz July 14, 2006

Wild Boar Sex

when u have sex with out words only grunts, squeals, screams, boar noises and oinks

*invinted by anton not cyrus

anton: helina dinos into wild boar sex
helina: whats that
anton: its when u have sex with out words only grunts
dino:ooo yea
helina: oo yay
anton : it sounds like this REEEEEEEEEh

by ANTON ZUZU October 9, 2005

wild awake

the act of not being able to sleep due to uncontrollable urge to think about one's sexual fantasies. wild came from the popular video franchise girls gone wild and awake from its original meaning.

i was wild awake last night after seeing my crush.

by printers July 10, 2010

Wild Wilson

A form of oral sex performed on the male genitalia, which, for this act is known as the 'Wilson'. The male sits on a chair, or on the edge of a bed and allows his female partner to fellate him. However the male must put his legs under his partners arms and cross them at her back while pushing his partner down onto his wilson. The movement is familiar to a buckin' bronco from the wild west.. hence the name 'The Wild Wilson'.

CJ: I got a blowjob last night, it was really good because i was using my legs to help the girl down on me.

Sam: Dude, you got a WILD WILSON!

*high 5*

by NK-3000 July 21, 2010

Wild willy

Where you give her a wet Willy while inserting ur shlong in her pussy

Damn giving Katie a Wild Willy was amazing😉

by Hotrodatron July 1, 2017

Dual - Wielding

this is mostly done by black people. it is the act of having 2 phones; one for texting which is usually a t-mobile sidekick and the other is usually a nextel or sprint

hey, john that guy over there is dual - wielding. you can see the sidekick case and he is talkin on the phone.

by Paul Thomas Johnson December 31, 2007