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Whippany Park Highschool

1) The football team is ass.

2) The marching band used to be good but is now ass as well.
3) Cheerleaders are irrelevant.

4) Almost everyone is white.

5) No one knows how to wear their mask properly.
6) The asians are either bullied or white washed.
7) Mr. Kelly is my 13th reason.
8) Learn math on ur own if u don't wanna fail cuz math teachers don't do shit.
9) the café fries are BUSSIN.
10) no one actually knows how politics actually work, they get all their info from tiktok.
11) House on Mango street is cancer

12) Honors Englsih is a joke

13) Profe Beyer and Curly Cal are the only ones that care about your mental health

14) AACC is probably the worst club at this point

15) Ms. Vitale flirts with all the popular guys it's sus

16) Our only flex is being better than Hanover Park (sister school)
Bob: Oh u go to whippany park highschool?!
Jennie: Yea it's awful here

Bob: Transfer to Hanover Park
Jennie: Oh hell nawh that's a different type of awful
by kirby's thicc ass May 11, 2021
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poonanny whipped

Not being able to think for ones self. Inability to make decisions without the consent of your wife. Not being able to stand up and take charge. Sackless, Pantless. Only found when the male in a relationship is not allowed to think for himself. Even simply decisions like when and where to piss are controlled by the one with the poonanny (vagina).
Josh Connell is so poonanny whipped that his wife Carrie said he can't go to the truckpull with us this weekend, what a skirt wearing bitch he is!
by Biginuf2500 July 1, 2007
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whipped

"Whipped" usually means that the guys is into you. He may like you, maybe love you. The reasons why your friends or his friends call him whipped is becuase he is talking about a lot, if someone makes fun of you, he is defending you. Being whipped is not a bad thing. it is just that his friends are just making fun of him because he likes you
She is so lucky her boyfriend is whipped
by <3myboyfriend January 5, 2010
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Pussy Whipped

When the female has absolute control over the male in every way and the male is a scrawny shit face who is to weak to testify.
Rick P, your girlfriend must have the penis in the relationship. You are too pussy whipped for that kind of responsibility (to have the penis)...
by Not PussyWhipped November 10, 2004
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The Big Whopper

A HUGE ass lie. The Smack Daddy Grand Mo'fo of ALL lies! You can't tell a lie bigger than "The Big Whopper", and there is only one way to redeem yourself if you tell "The Big Whopper" : start checking people's Amazon.com wish lists, and get out your credit card.
Uh oh. You told The Big Whopper. You're up shit's creek now, Bobo!
by electronicbattleground November 8, 2004
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whappens

A conjunction of the words "what" and "happens." A single word question. Also, whappened, being, "what" and "happened."
Whappens when you die. or Whappened to him?
by Jim Heuberger October 20, 2005
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Mister Whippy

Coiling a long and meaty turd around a crapper resulting in a stool resembling your favourite ice cream
by The Coil Meister September 28, 2010
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