After rowing, crew teams occasionally can't dock their boats for one of various reasons: other boats already using the dock, a strong current preventing adequate steering, or inexperience of the coxswain. When this occurs, rowers have to climb out of the boat in (often ice-cold) knee-deep water to carry the boat onto the shore.
Today the current was so strong it carried us right past the dock, and rowing it back out for a better angle would have taken too long, so we had to wet dock.
by greendeviant April 30, 2009

Derek thought that it would be funny to pull a wet wurtke on Rachel; she found it so funny she slapped him across the face.
by Torazo February 3, 2009

When your Balls get really sweaty and you decide to rub them on someones face while they are sleeping. Most often done to a girlfriend or friend.
Gilbert: Dude I stood the night at waheeds house lastnight, and you'll never guess what happened
John: WHAT?
Gilbert: I woke up sweaty, so i snuck into his perents room and gave his mom a Wet Chewbacca.
John: Thats fucked up.
Gilbert: The bitch had crusty shit all over here mouth this morning while she was making us pancakes
John: Your not staying at my house.
John: WHAT?
Gilbert: I woke up sweaty, so i snuck into his perents room and gave his mom a Wet Chewbacca.
John: Thats fucked up.
Gilbert: The bitch had crusty shit all over here mouth this morning while she was making us pancakes
John: Your not staying at my house.
by nuff14 September 19, 2009

by Patres February 27, 2021

by Wetnoseking April 5, 2022

When you stick your penis in pancake batter and then continue on with intercourse to a girl on her period.
by Djustice18 November 27, 2016

by Dr. Jazz November 29, 2013
