wax your straddle

He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief
by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021
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Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion
Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!
by JusAFkinFruit November 03, 2023
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mandle wax

sperm, semen; any form of male ejaculate
"Look at the ass on that chick...I'd love to cover that with my mandle wax....."
by DemmyMack413 January 24, 2012
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Mississippi Leg Wax

Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.
That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.
by Craytop September 04, 2015
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Cheetah Wax

A mix of reclaim and distillate wax.
Yo, let me get bricked up off the cheetah wax.
by xFearful August 29, 2021
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Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.
She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.
by legsmalone May 25, 2010
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