i have witnesses

a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.

guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!

guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.

guy 1: i have witnesses!

guy 2: your crazy

guy 1: no im not!

guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!

by nobody else here October 23, 2017

Wit sit

Typical Hillary supporter, most likely Asian.

Eyeyeye buddy wit sit,

"Wit sit!!!!"

by Quang May 2, 2018

Aight imma fuck wit u

People use this bio on dating apps when they fuck wit casual hook ups

As Emerson saw aight imma fuck wit u in her bio he knew he found the jackpot.

by Guess you were curious January 20, 2021

Wit

Sometimes people use 'wit' as an informal, casual slang word to say 'with'

Me and my brudda were wit him last night, you get me, yeah?

by talldarkshadow May 31, 2023

ion fuck wit you

You chill with this person and they leaving

Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you

by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025

numb witted

A person whom is of lesser inteligence. Usually used along the words Fool or Plebian

Me (an intellectual): All you plebians are so numb witted.

by TheRealSupremeGentleman February 15, 2018

Fortnite Sigma Gyatt Wit Dat Livy Done Level 24 Ice Spice Gyatt

Fortnite Livy Done and Ice Spice Skin with that Gyatt

Damn girl u got that Fortnite Sigma Gyatt Wit Dat Livy Done Level 24 Ice Spice Gyatt!

by Syit Koltave March 18, 2024