George Washington

A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear about how this lady got George Washingtoned by her boyfriend?”

by COCOK February 6, 2024

The Full Washington

The pinnacle of luxury. The best possible outcome in any demeanor.

The Full Washington-Optimum result of Any situation.

by Swinstead3 January 9, 2015

George Washington Carvered

When somebody gets sauced really hard. Usually used in super smash bros.

Tyler:*gets JV4'd by Max's DK*
Max: "Dang you just got George Washington Carvered"

by SaximusPrime June 3, 2022

George Washington

When an American surprise fucks a British person in the ass, on Christmas Eve

Man I visited my girlfriend in England over Christmas and I couldn’t help it and gave her the George Washington

by A.Graf August 2, 2023

George Washington

ive saw his ghost in the white house

dumb 1: watch out george washington there
dumb 2: rly

by shpik December 20, 2022

soggy washington

When your son is asleep and you roll a dollar bill around your dick, stick it in his mouth, then molest his hole with the wet dollar bill around your dick.

I gave my son a soggy washington last night. The pizza's great.

by James O'neil June 8, 2019

see you in Washington

Corporate lingo to say, “I’m disappearing to an undisclosed location for a holiday, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than deal with work.” It gives the illusion of a business trip, but really, you're vibing somewhere on the beach with a Negroni and work phone turned off.

VP: “Can you put this deck and analysis together for next week?”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”

by corporateweapon69 December 20, 2024