Bad Guy Vision

The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight

"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"

by BathtubBarracuda June 22, 2016

Etch-a-sketch vision

Etch-a-sketch vision is when someone you are staring at is playing naive, and you are stuck there having to make eye contact or listen to them for so long listening to how much of a 'Class A" personality they have and then everything starts to look like an etch a sketch because you have had to put up with too much violence for too long.

When I had to speak to a now religious therapist, who was a former prison psychiatrist, they tried to play down my ptsd and make jokes about it- and then came the etch-a-sketch vision...

by nobodycaresaboutdirtypoptarts March 28, 2019

Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).

Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?

by Some mate1 January 26, 2020

dirty tunnel vision

having rough sweaty sex in a tunnel.
Sex Acts preformed: dirty sanches

did you see nich and scapenis having dirty tunnel vision last night?

by Corybouttabag September 30, 2020

dirty tunnel vision

Having rough, sweaty, sex in a tunnel while doing the dirt sanchez.

Did you see Nich and Scapenis doing dirty tunnel vision last night?

by Corybouttabag September 30, 2020

all around vision

A term used to define the vision that a boy named John with shaggy hair might have.

Me: Hey John Lennon! How’s the all around vision?
John: Shut up please

by moorecholeplease May 27, 2021

Management Tunnel Vision

When someone of a higher power/management decides to act on impulse regardless of how anyone else feels or has concerns about, in other words they dont give a flying fuck and only care bout their status.

I hate when my managers dont listen to what i have to say, its like they have management tunnel vision.

by LordLamborghini September 16, 2021