by eeycharls January 15, 2022
Get the Bear version mug.A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.
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When you’re so fucking smart that you accurately answer two questions at once with one calculated “What?”.
i was writing this but lost too many brain cells and will come back to this once i’m strong enough, Plural Version of Whats
by 20inchrim May 23, 2022
Get the Plural Version of What mug.Me: “I’m not sure if she texted him first or, vice versa.”
Them: “Oh, so he probably texted him first then!”
Them: “Oh, so he probably texted him first then!”
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Get the Walmart version of Italians mug.Jos Verstappen was a F1 driver back in the 90's and is the father of a famous and great driver, called as "Super Max" or "Lion" by fans, Max Verstappen. Jos is famous for his crash in Brazil, 1994. He is married to Sophie Kumpen who is his wife. He has 4 children - Max Verstappen (The Oldest) Victoria Verstappen (2nd Oldest) Blue Jaye Verstappen (3rd Oldest) and recently born Jason Jaxx Verstappen who's the youngest of all.
Example:
Christian Horner (Principle of Red Bull): Who's your father, Max?
Max Verstappen: My father is Jos Verstappen, who was a former F1 driver. I'm better than him. But definitely not better than Michael Schumacher.
Christian Horner (Principle of Red Bull): Who's your father, Max?
Max Verstappen: My father is Jos Verstappen, who was a former F1 driver. I'm better than him. But definitely not better than Michael Schumacher.
by Basically, F1 October 8, 2022
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Despite the name, the SO can actually be any gender.
I made this word up just now because I didn’t know if there was already a word. Plus, it sounds cute & wholesome to call it that. 🥺
Despite the name, the SO can actually be any gender.
I made this word up just now because I didn’t know if there was already a word. Plus, it sounds cute & wholesome to call it that. 🥺
by Superjuliam December 14, 2022
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