valentines rape

when one person forces another to be their valentine

i think that would be classified as valentines rape

by banterful February 27, 2011

Valencia

A sub-secluded town within the Santa Clarita Valley that consists of extremely white, wealthy conservatives that partake in drugs to cope with the absolute boredom that plagues the area, in which they reside. Those going to Valencia High School can usually be described as 'edgy', but in all seriousness they are wanna-be ravers, druggies, fascists, and racists. You will not find any culture on this side of the valley.

Boy 1: "Hey did you hear about those kids from Valencia that got caught saying n*gger?"
Boy 2: "Lmao, what else is new?"

by Hiroshi Kohaku Hibiki February 23, 2017

Valencia High School

A school located in Placentia CA, it’s full of wannabe gangsters and ghetto people. Full of Mexicans, whites, Asians, and other ethnicity’s. Home to plenty of potheads. You’re only popular here if you’re good looking. Their football team sucks but they still treat them like gods. Students spend most of their time juuling in the bathroom or starting drama. There is never a time where there is not a fight during, before, or after a football game. The majority of the girls here have a thing with almost every guy on the football team and are always trying to start drama. They guys here are ugly as fuck and think they can pull any girl, they’re also really immature and horny.

John: What school do you go to?

Jack: Valencia High School?
John: Wow that is so ghetto

by crackheadtingz September 15, 2019

Saint Valentine

Mysterious; not known by many; having many misconceptions.

"Whoa, Saint Valentine. I thought I knew, but I never thought that he'd be like that."

by Saint Valentine September 11, 2005

pulled a valentino

when one person with rotten crotch, fucks another person who posses rotton crotch, thus producing an anti-viral strain of rotten crotch

He pulled a valentino with Leah, and they made a super stain of rotten crotch

by douche bag mcgee July 28, 2008

Valentine's Day

A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.

Damn, it's Valentine's Day.

by Brian February 16, 2004

Valentines Day

If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).

If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.

In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?

Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!

Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.

Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.

Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.

by Chrillen October 31, 2011