Urban Dictionary

It is this website where it was a good site until 2005 the definitions were about p0rn and s3x. WHY URBAN DICTIONARY WHY

Example 1-Y/N:*looks up muffin*
Urban Dictionary:A girls vagina
Y/N:I first thought it was a food
Example 2-In 2003: A watermelon is a fruit blah blah blah...
Now: A watermelon is a term for cum

by IShipSkephalo August 29, 2021

Urban Dictionary

How could you look up the urban dictionary while you're INSIDE URBAN DICTIONARY! Now that's just inception, you philosopher! Anyways I guess you came here for a definition. Urban Dictionary is a website dedicated to internet slang. Anyone can upload their own definitions here, and when you submit your definition, it is looked over and if it is an acceptable definition, it is added to the term on the top box. Now that we've covered how to make definitions, we will now go over a few functions. Urban Dictionary is a memory bank of internet slang, so you may type something in the search bar and find what people defined the term as. If you see a¯\_(ツ)_/¯ then this means that you either typed it wrong or you just discovered a term that is ready to be defined.

Lenny: Oh heyy there spicy boi! I like your swag spaghetti!
Garrette: Uhhh Lenny, that's not how you use slanf...
Lenny: I'm trying to be a cool dude
Garrette: *facepalm* Have you ever even HEARD of Urban Dictionary?
Lenny: Urbee what-ctionary?
Garrette: Ugghh... JUST GO TO URBAN DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP SLANG!
Lenny: Oh. Okay...

by SushiWarlord November 1, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A absolute masterpiece when needing to find out how just about anything is sexual. Including ceiling fans, various cereals, and gmail. Gives 100% accurate defintions every time and is a magical thing.

"Dude, I used to have low levels of intelligence, then I found Urban Dictionary, and my eyes were opened to a magical world of ultimate stupidity."

by SEVENSEVENSENVENSEVE October 9, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Basically Wikipedia ran by teenage h8rs.

Person 1:Dude have you heard of Urban Dictionary?
H8r: Yeah I post definitions there all the time!!

by Anacherisboobies April 20, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website where all sanity goes to die and where people usually can’t talk about one subject without bringing sex into it.

Person 1: Were you on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, I don’t have any sanity left.

by Dyldog942 SKRRT SKRRT November 6, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that is for the city. Online.

Urban Dictionary

by Gn Leumassy February 13, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A place you would likely regret using to search for the definitions of words and wonder to yourself: "Why didn't I just use the regular dictionary?".

⚠️Warning⚠️Using Urban Dictionary may cause: Vomiting, Laughter, Faith in Humanity being lost, and questioning mankind

Never use Urban Dictionary to searchcthe definition of "insert U.S. State name/country name here* *insert random object here*

by Crispy_Miner October 11, 2017