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Team Twat

"hey theres goes team twat now flappin' in the wind, Loooooosey Goooooosey"

"fuuuuckin Dirrrrrrt" < thats what team twat is >
by Stanfield April 19, 2009
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twat cucumber

a discarded cucumber that a chick has fucked herself with
by educationconnection May 12, 2012
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douche douche twat twat

The words that fit perfectly into the song that plays during the Mario Party 7 level with the rocketship.

Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.

Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.
Everybody sing along!

Douche douche twat twat ...
by Awesome mc Awesome-son June 11, 2006
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Twat face

1. TWAT face is someone who's face largely resembles a cunt
2. their breath smells extremely fishy
3. they are butt ugly and act like a TWAT
clide, with breath that bad, you must be a Twat face
by mkdj December 17, 2008
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Twat Swat

female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up
Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.
by a2coyote January 15, 2010
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twat rag

1. Slang for tampon.
2. A disparaging word to describe a female in anger or disgust, see bitch or cunt
see also cunt rag
by robin graves February 21, 2004
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Twat Booger

An ambiguous phrase that is used to describe either a lover or a nasty crotch booger.
That girl over there is such a twat booger
by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010
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