Turtle Boxing

Fucking a womans clevage while holding her tits together. Combining turtle boxing with a Diaphram Dump results in Sloppy Chilli Dog.

"His girlfriend was on the rag, so he reverted to Turtle Boxing instead."

by Deano' July 13, 2007

Turtle Tattoo

Fucking sexy.

So amazingly sexy your clothes explode.

Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"

by Batman is sexy April 27, 2009

turtle twat

A vagina so nasty that it might snap off someone's dick like a snapping turtle.

Joe: Mary is looking hot tonight. Imma go talk to her.

Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.

by jaxon88 July 23, 2010

Tetle-fuck

A guy who has a knack for hooking up with women who tend to be larger than most accepted women are. Likes fat chicks.

What a tetle-fuck

by Joeyt1234567 August 30, 2010

Turtle Hanger

If someone goes for a poop, and do not wip their ass properly, they would have a small poop hanging from their butt.

Andy went to the toilet and left with a turtle hanger

by x Your Mum x August 5, 2011

Turtle maker

A woman so ugly it actually makes your penis retract into your body.

That lady was a turtle maker.

by Pineapple trombone July 2, 2015

Turtle Recall

When you have a Turtles Head coming through, and you hold it for that long that said poo returns back inside of you.

Frank: "Hey are you ok? I noticed you were a bit uncomfortable earlier."
Billy: "Yeah I'm fine now, I had a Turtles head popping out, but then I got Turtle Recall!"

by nickbaz92 March 11, 2016