The tristan nipple

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.

My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!

by Steeevee April 9, 2025

Tristaning

Blasting Over excessive TikTok on any form of call.

Shane! Stop Tristaning it before I am annoyed!

by aefqwfq April 27, 2025

Tristan 4 Free

The type of guy who you vaguely know in school.

An NPC who gives free loot when you complete a quest you never knew you had to do.
Overall just a filler who sits in chemistry and hands out some answers for a lab you already did.
Of course they are called "Tristan"

Typical interaction with Tristan 4 Free:
"Where did you get all those lvl 4 sticks?"
I did a quest for Tristan he gave me absolute crap even though im lvl 20...
"How hard was the quest?"
I never knew I was doing it...

by imaslimeu777balright May 12, 2025

Tristan

Tristan is the kind of guy that you will always love but you will never have. He has a huge ego and he will treat you horribly if you break up. He had an anxious attachment style, so even if he ends things expect him to always think about you. He’s beautiful, though. Strong, gentle, and hilarious are all words that perfectly describe him. Do not have sex with him though because he will use you and then spread rumors about you. The beginning of your relationship with him will be pure bliss. You have to tell Tristan you love him while you can because he doesn’t like to stick around.

Person one- M, who’s the guy that was the best and worst thing that happened to you?

M- yeah, that would be Tristan.

by Aimh rgaga June 13, 2025

Tristans victim

A girl (usually a egirl and or girl that was dropped,cheated or used) by think.

Oh nah that's viola shes one of Tristans victims.

by 0uhz August 12, 2023

The Tristan Song

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!

Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023