Toni Morrison

Author of Beloved.

See choadarific.

Toni Morrison may have been on one or more controlled substances while writing "Beloved."

by Albie Wangsta April 13, 2004

Tony Lovato

Lead singer of the pop-punk band Mest. He was arrested on Sunday, March 25,2007 on murder charges.

Tony Lovato has a wicked awesome voice.

by Miss Marie K March 31, 2007

Hot Tony

A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality

Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.

Friend: He's such a Hot Tony

by Trixie Buttercup January 12, 2008

Being a Tony

There are many ways to be a Tony. You must achieve several of the ways to actually attain TP "Tony" status. These ways are listed below: be emotionally unavailable, reject any love and/or affection, don't respond to text messages with more than 2 words, say you cannot commit to any plans, seduce women and then cut them off when they fall for you, hate animals, get girls to fold your laundry, listen to 80s hair bands, hate talking about feces and/or farts, and not get close to anyone

Girl: Hey Tony, wanna see a movie this weekend? Tony:Lady, I can't commit that far in advance. Girl: (awkwardly grabs Tony's hand) Tony: What the fuck are you doing?????? Girl: oh okay, you're just being a Tony

by Hanson Kelly April 29, 2013

tony blair

Bastard. How does he cope wif terrorism? ID cards! NEWSFLASH ASS HOLE! MAdrid had ID cards- did that stop terrorists blowing up the trains? NO! Hes going to keep taking British people's rights until we cant even take the piss before we are shot- curfew in effect. George W bush's bitch.

Vote Lib Dems- weve neva had a aginger prime minsiter

by jam master jay February 6, 2005

tony becker

A god. The offspring of Chuck Norris and Satan, this behemoth of muscle and rage can not be stopped. If you ever see him be glad ... this is because he is allowing you to live.

Tony Becker would bitch slap Jesus so hard he'd go away for another 3 days.

by TheWalmartGreeter September 7, 2014

Tony Romo

See: unreliable

(verb): To drop something.

(noun): An incredibly popular and loveable quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Previously a backup for Drew Bledsoe, he isn't an exceptionally skilled QB, but he gets the job done. You can't possibly hate him. He started 8 regular season games in 2006 and helped bring Dallas to yet another NFC Wildcard game.

Al Michaels: "...and Tony Romo throws another touchdown!"
John Madden: "He just goes 'boom,' and you know what I'm saying? That's how (muffled sounds afterwards)."

Student: "Aargh! I just Tony Romoed my lunch tray! It might have been greased..."

by Jon Goodrum December 14, 2008