Toilet milkshake

When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.

Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.

by Stompy5 December 6, 2018

toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.

I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work

by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017

Toilet Art

The remnants of a high velocity shit spackled on to the toilet bowl leaving a majestic vision that can only be deemed a work of art.

I left a Pollock # 5 in my girlfriends toilet, I really hope she appreciates my toilet art the way I do.

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Toilet Splash

When you are on the toilet and you take a shit sometimes water will splash your asshole therefor making it a toilet splash.

Bro I took shit and the toilet splashed my ass I don’t even need to wipe.

by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019

Toilet Tennis

A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.

Simon died because he got stuck playing Toilet Tennis.

by Onlydog January 4, 2019

Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018

the angry toilet

This is a modified version of a blumpie. Except while you're receiving oral pleasure the person performing oral will also be laid beneath you while you remain in a squatting like position and let both loads on to the person who will be a very angry one indeed when you fail to mention you wanted to take a shit on them. Making them your angry toilet :D

I'm gonna have that whore be the angry toilet

by Raging Repeating Raping Rhinos January 9, 2021