Jeff: Yo, should I lay the pipe on Jenny tonight?
Ben: Ooooh I wouldn't.. If you are, at least wear a condom, she's a toaster bro.
Jeff: Yeah fuck that, good call. She's done the team.
Ben: Ooooh I wouldn't.. If you are, at least wear a condom, she's a toaster bro.
Jeff: Yeah fuck that, good call. She's done the team.
by peckerface22 December 10, 2016

If I identify as a toaster, then that is what I objectively am.
by TylerAU89 July 19, 2022

Popping up periodically to check in on friends who are sick or otherwise might be having an especially difficult or momentous day.
Hey o, just toastering. I know today might be difficult. Make sure to hydrate and take care of yourself.
by Curliegurlie February 20, 2025

I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.
by Anonymous Protogen October 22, 2022

The burnt crumbs that accumulate at the bottom of your toaster. Occasionally will emanate that burnt smell throughout your kitchen even though what you're trying to cook really isn't burning.
by Sakoesis October 18, 2008

by That_one_weirdo42 December 24, 2020

by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023
