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Cougar lure

A naive, and i mean unknowing naive (a guy whose never heard of cugars) young male between the age of 18 and 22 (Yes a potential cub) used as sacrifical lamb. This guy is :
*thrown on or off a dance floor or a isolated spot of the floor,
* thrown in a corner table of a singles bar,
*Thrown to a pack of cougars

To lure cougars away
Or
To lure cougars to you
The guys threw there cougar lure to the back of the dance floor and every cougar danced over to meet him, leaving the cute coeds for the rest.
by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
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alabama cougar fetish

My best friends aunt is so hot he has an Alabama cougar fetish
by CrotchDocter87 March 8, 2018
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cougar's life

( from the internet site cougarslife.com): a life based on hedonism and sexual immorality
For a cougar's life experience, go see Hugh Hefner or Bernie Maddoff
by Sexydimma March 9, 2017
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Gilf Cougar

A sexy grandma with a tight ass coochie whose shot the fugg out who likes to party, have fun and who has occasional one night stands with men her sons age!
by Young Boi hunter March 27, 2017
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trophy cougar

a middle aged or older woman, who was once a trophy wife, but has become dissatisfied with her husband but she refuses to leave him because she loves his money (and possibly his children). Goes on frequent "girls nights" with her friends and often will try to party like she's still in her 20's.
Check out this trophy cougar hittin on my man... God, I hope I look that good when I'm 45.
by fannie65432 March 15, 2017
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cougar claws

Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
by Aurexal October 6, 2016
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cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.
I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.
by Leftcoast3333 September 6, 2016
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