Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.

I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Beef Handle

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

cream of beef

meat injected facial cream, aka cum

I thought the night was going quite uneventful but out of nowhere he gave me the cream of beef.

by catlover89 June 22, 2021

beef chowder

Don't be gross it's just chowder with chunks of beef.

Bob is making the biggest batch of beef chowder I have ever seen.... Ew

by Youcant October 16, 2015

Beef Butcher

An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.

That fang toothed Rachel is a beef butcher. Damn near chewed my cock off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.

She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Beef Master

One who is beefy as hell beefy being fat.

Dam dat man is a real beef master

by A Beef Master April 30, 2022