Dirty moose

Awesome guy.

He is a dirty moose.

by Victor popelka March 6, 2020

moose-knuckle

black box sith twat black beaver punani African vagina, opposite of camel-toe.

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, Shaniquas moose-knuckle was a roaring gaping chasm.

by irc_snEk May 28, 2018

Cool moosing

To be afk at the worst time possible and tell nobody you are going afk

"well we were about to beat the level but he started cool moosing."

by Fact1023 January 25, 2020

Loose Moose

When you encounter an intoxicated moose.

So I was walking down the street yesterday when I loose moosed

by Cleenich December 21, 2016

Wamble-Moose

A small fictional creature created at a Vocational school out in the sticks. It is comprised of a moose and a little wamble (respectively).

I don't get it... wamble-moose?

by Satan Slauc February 21, 2008

Moose bumper

Canadian sexual position where the man takes the woman from behind in a fashion similar to doggy style excepting that the female is gripping the horns of a stuffed and mounted moose head.

She likes to hunt so last night I gave her a moose bumper eh...

by Fooken Eh June 25, 2014

the morning moose

Early morning erection that won't go down when you try to pee.

Shit, I can't pee, I've got the morning moose.

by CT buyer December 2, 2013