yard-yo

The slightly-disgusted/irritated verbal "I'm over here" (Goobah-brain/Numb-nutz optional) attention-getter that you call to a seemingly-tunnel-visioned visitor who has obliviously walked right past you on his way to knock on the front door of your house, never noticing that you were sortin' fasteners or paintin' up buoys in da tool-shed less than twenty feet away.

There are so many absurdly-unaware people in dis here town; I almost always have to give a yard-yo if I'm outdoors when one of those dim-minded blokes comes a-knocking.

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

yard apron

When you get a pearl necklace in the front yard

Debbie can over for a patio drink, I went to flip the patty’s and I gave her a good old yard apron!

by Norman Pronger February 16, 2023

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex

Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Yarding

The act of any activity in your yard in 2020, while drinking alcohol, due to social distancing. Y A R D
You All R Drinking

I was yarding today with my husband, raking leaves with beer in hand.

by Becky Lou Who December 13, 2020

Thousand Yard Stare

To stare blankly while in deep thought, usually after a traumatic event.

When I reminded my friend of the car crash, his face had a thousand yard stare.

by PausedDuck November 20, 2023

yard boy

Also 'Yardie' or 'Yard Bwoy'

Jamaican patois for 'homeboy': Part of the crew. Someone from the same neigbourhood. Gang member

Slang expression for a person of Jamaican decent

Often used in London Jamican comminuty.

John might be born in Brixton but he's such a yard boy,

What are you doing wthis weekend? "Just hangin wit me yardies"

Patois: Di yard bwoy dem ova deh suh might have sum
English: The Jamaicans over there might have some

by Ichabodcrainum January 8, 2021

The spring yard zone

Sex

But in sonic terms

Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night

Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?

Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)

by MattIGuess August 8, 2024