by mtowne December 26, 2007
Get the 4 pound lobstermug. Someone who has recently been extremely overly sexually active or is a wicked whore will likely have a lobster clit. So rub that one on your tits, bub, cause that's just a fact.
My buddy Dave told me a crazy story while on the skiddah, and I'm telling ya this will blow your freakin tits apart. Said Brandy has the biggest lobster clit that Dave has ever seen, she better lay off the liquid panty remover, I tell you what
by MOMMANATRIX November 17, 2022
Get the LOBSTER CLITmug. Lobster: A delicious Delicate food that is expensive. Really expensive. 2nd Definition: A person who forgot to wear sunblock to the beach or on a hot day.
by Jonathan Pallmyt June 23, 2017
Get the Lobstermug. Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.
Mostly used in Eastern Canada.
Mostly used in Eastern Canada.
My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!
by Cosiner January 12, 2011
Get the Chinese lobstermug. Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.
We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021
Get the Screaming Lobstermug. by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 22, 2022
Get the Lobster Cockmug. When showering with a guy, he puts soap on his hands and tries to grab your titties. He cant and its like he's trying to lobster your tits.
by redrocks February 25, 2020
Get the Lobstermug.