Lobster & Anal

Unwritten rule, that if you buy a girl lobster for dinner, you get anal.
Always do surf and turf on the third date. Lobster & Anal is awesome.
by BC1969 May 17, 2025
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Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.
1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019
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Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized
Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!
by Ly iedmna March 07, 2020
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lobster baking

when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red
Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"
by Yuenglingling January 20, 2012
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Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.
Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.
by Hairy Red Lobster February 13, 2021
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A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.
by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023
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Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.
Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011
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