Ur granny tranny

Worse than 'ur mom gay' or 'ur daddy lesbian'
Will END someone's life

Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: Ur granny tranny
Person 1: *dies*

by Greasy Grover May 10, 2018

Granny Grab time

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.

Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.

by Kylzam June 11, 2022

granny crumbs

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate

Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.

by mangotango377 March 5, 2021

Gushing Granny

When an older woman squirts during sexual intercourse

My favorite porn star is a gushing granny.

by CertifiedNegroid January 17, 2025

Granny McBlow

When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob

Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow

by What are hoes May 15, 2018

granny glinda

SLUT

Granny Glinda is a slut

by 12345eee May 16, 2016

Granny gumming

When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers

I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.

by Smollpp2002 May 6, 2024