dan mills

a retard who has a small penis

wow he's a dan mills

by steven911 March 19, 2014

Dan The Man

Dan The Man is a person called Daniel and he is supper good and amazing at everything!!

Friend 1: Hey! who’s that boy in our class called who is super good at everything?
Friend 2: Ohhh! you mean Dan The Man?!
Friend 1: Yeahhh!

by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020

Dan the man

A man, usually by the name of Dan, Daniel, Danny, who is know for his heroic acts.

Dan is the man whose most intelligent and all amazing. He’s practically a genius. Dan is the man with the plan.

That man, he’s a, “Dan the man.”

Wow, “Dan the man.”

by Goldenbarbii December 7, 2018

Dan Chau

Has no real life friends and cuts himself to get attention from his internet friends, plays arma 3 and calls the game dead and hangs around with the hard lot of arma who ddos for attention and becouse he uses a stresser he brags about it to his internet friends. and demands clout.

Dan - he he he he hey guyss ghuessss what i diddid todayyy i cut my rist and thennnnn what i did was gooo on arma whith alllll my internet friendesy and we ddossesd some peoples coz we are retards.
Arma Roleplay - OMMGGG Is that dan chau please dont ddos me im such a bigg fan of u dan please can i be ur friend u i dont want you to ddos me man u are soo cool!

by dancutshimselflool April 19, 2019

dan arbel

Faggot who plays rocket league until 3 am every night

"No way u Dan arbeled last night!"
"Ya bro I got 2 hours of sleep"

by Dhruvjiggy April 3, 2017

Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

by Little T mart December 9, 2016

Dan Lunch

A lunch "hour" that begins at roughly 10am and ends between 3pm and 4pm. Computer must be left running to give the appearance of presence at work. Leaving and returning must be done as secretly as possible to qualify.

"Where is Bill? I haven't seen him since this morning?"
Response "Yeah. I think he left around 10 and should be back around 3pm or so... He is taking a Dan Lunch."

"Too bad we can't go get drunk at lunch today, man!"
"No bra. It's cool. I'll just take a Dan Lunch. HAHAHA"

by Shakira Smith March 13, 2009