Crack Weezy

Crack Weezy is the name derived from Crackle, as in Snap, Crackle, and Pop as in Rice Krispies. It was shortened to Crack to make clear of the subject's habits. Weezy was added to the name to signify the exercise induced asthma that causes the subject to weeze when running. Certain things can help this weezing, however, such as lined softball fields.
A Crack Weezy can be belligerent but if you understand them and how they work you can easily tame them and bring them back down to a rational level within seconds of the onset of belligerence.

Often abbreviated CW or C-Dub

Get 'er done crack weezy!
Run Crack Weezy Run!
C-W how to be!
Work yo wrist Crack Weezy!
Cracckkkkk Weeeeezzzzzyyyyy

by The Towering Inferno October 7, 2009

Crack Mode

A state in which most teenagers go through, no drugs are required to go into this state. Symptoms may include unusual behavior, mood swings, and being horny. People may not remember what happened while being in crack mode afterwards. Things that may get you into crack mode are caffeine, unusual medication, lack of medication, nighttime, and loud music.

Anthony "Hey Brian, are you horny?"
Brian "You're on crack mode aren't you?"

by freetrader0000 December 14, 2010

Crack Friday

When Christmas Eve falls on a Friday where people shop like it's black Friday on crack.

Bob are you going shopping the day after thanksgiving?

No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!

by L Esposito December 24, 2010

Crack Macking

The act of licking, chewing, or gnawing on or within the intergluteal cleft. More general than analingus, involving all associated parts.

Oh! Did see Robert Downing Jr. straight crack macking on that chick's ass in "Two Girls and a Guy"?? I bet he has ass breath.

by Luchosi El Poncho May 11, 2010

cracking cans

Aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman's breasts when they're noticeable and appealing : i.e.great tits ! Since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance.

- Wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate.
- Cracking cans !
- yeah, nice ass too.

by Boags July 24, 2007

crack mints

mints that make you cray cray, they are very addictive and beautiful, and make sparks in the dark.

gimme them crack mints

by abbalabbalabbalabba December 5, 2007

crack factor

A term used for scaleing the amount of ones crack showing when bending over, usually rated from 1 to 10 (10 being maximum crack and possibly hair/feces)

"Oh man, pull up your pants"

"Crack factor?"

"Fuck man, id say about 7"

"Oh, sorry man"

by Taffysack October 11, 2007