beta simp

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.

Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.

by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024

Beta

Andrew Tate. And anyone who agrees with him.

Did you hear that Jacob calls women bitches? He’s such a beta.

by anonymous August 12, 2022

Beta

It's a fucking Greek letter, go do your "Betas" somewhere else

Jordan: Lmao look at that Beta over there. I bet he gets no bitches
Tyler: bro this ain't the Greek alphabet you fucking bozo
Jordan: :(

by Ilostfaithinhumanity January 22, 2023

beta

a term for someone sleeping incredibly well/deeply in an odd situation. (eg. standing up, in class, at work, etc…)
carries a colloquial and playful connotation.

adjective

“i totally passed out in class yesterday, i got yelled at but it was beta as hell”

interjection

“dude, look at clark, he’s out like a light”
“beta! i’m jealous”

by drywall ghost December 6, 2021