Stratford school academy not only is a shitty school in terms of teaching but also is filled with snakes hoes and boys who think they’re prestige. No one likes anyone but they all act like they’re in la la land. Everyone including me thinks they’re the fucking shit. If you’re white, gay, bi etc don’t even fucking bother considering coming here because you will NOT be tolerated. We love black. Even to the point to where your shoes coat blazer and even hair accessories have to be black. Or expect Mr Seager or Mr Pratt to track you down and fuck you up. The teachers are clapped. The students are of another species. 100% would recommend
by hoehoehoes December 25, 2018
Get the Stratford School Academymug. Such a shit school were all the student are forced to be dressed up as bumblebee and are suffered and treated like prisoners 🤢 if you want to get a taste of ark boulton academy follow the instructions below:
When you wake up scream "growing together reaching higher" no matter what happening or your not going to be a MEMBER OF ARK BOULTON FAMILY.
Then you will scream "why is it important that we achieve" we attend so we an achieve(suffer)"
After you scream that you scream " class of 2019,2020,2021 etc
And then next experience yourself getting lectured by your teacher for not screaming it loudly and then if you look around YOU ARE NO LONGER A PART OF THE ARK BOULTON FAMILY😂
When you wake up scream "growing together reaching higher" no matter what happening or your not going to be a MEMBER OF ARK BOULTON FAMILY.
Then you will scream "why is it important that we achieve" we attend so we an achieve(suffer)"
After you scream that you scream " class of 2019,2020,2021 etc
And then next experience yourself getting lectured by your teacher for not screaming it loudly and then if you look around YOU ARE NO LONGER A PART OF THE ARK BOULTON FAMILY😂
Person 1: Eww is that ark boulton academy
Person2: as you can see it is student waking around with vibrant yellow stripes looking like poor bumblebee
Person1:ewww Astagfirullah 🤢
Person 2: trust me i know i can see the yellow stripes from miles away. ~raziaa
Person2: as you can see it is student waking around with vibrant yellow stripes looking like poor bumblebee
Person1:ewww Astagfirullah 🤢
Person 2: trust me i know i can see the yellow stripes from miles away. ~raziaa
by Rani 😂❣ December 14, 2018
Get the ark boulton academymug. 
A chavy school located in the grotty depths of northampton. For years you shall go to the school, which reminds me very much of a prison, to endure 6 long hours of torture. The teachers are shit and shove utter crap down your throat, and the only shitting thing they care about is your attendance.
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If you love to be had a go at then this is your cup of tea my friend. every time you have a day off we find it necessary to send you a big post card telling you to come back to our God awful school. along with this we tell you that you should also go to intervention after school in your precious time because you had one day off so now you are classed as completely stupid to us.
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Ontop of this you are given a fuckton of homework that after every page will make you want to kys.
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do you want to go to a school that only cares about your attendance and doesn't give you science teachers? yes? well this school is the one for you!
Here at WFA we like to deprive our students of an education, we show this by making it incredibly easy to get isolation and detentions. We also show it by not giving half our GCSE students science teachers that can actually help you. It is a really good system we have here!
If you love to be had a go at then this is your cup of tea my friend. every time you have a day off we find it necessary to send you a big post card telling you to come back to our God awful school. along with this we tell you that you should also go to intervention after school in your precious time because you had one day off so now you are classed as completely stupid to us.
If you love this type of thing then come to WFA one of the best schools the UK can offer.
Anyway, your are trapped in a prison like building with a bunch of dickheads whos only interest in live is penis’, and weed.
Ontop of this you are given a fuckton of homework that after every page will make you want to kys.
person one : Did you go to Weston Favell Academy
today
person two: What back to that Shithole
person one: Oh Fick
today
person two: What back to that Shithole
person one: Oh Fick
by johnnybigballs98 March 26, 2019
Get the Weston Favell Academymug. A byzantine christian, all girls school in the Philadelphia area of Pennsylvania. Where all the sexy, most beautiful, and smartest girls go.
by girl8903 March 23, 2013
Get the Saint basils academymug. A school in south east London ran by some shithead known as miss malone. The place it toxic and by the time you’re done with it, you’d be even dumber.
Bob:What school do yu go?
John:St paul’s academy
Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣
Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe
John: you man are just being dickheads
Bob: how?
Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school
Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂
John: you man are just waffling now
John:St paul’s academy
Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣
Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe
John: you man are just being dickheads
Bob: how?
Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school
Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂
John: you man are just waffling now
by My name Jeff 🥴 August 26, 2019
Get the St Paul’s academymug. ICA is a shit school full of shit teachers. Everyone hates that fucking place and the head teachers an alcoholic
by H8school332 November 13, 2019
Get the Irlam and Cadishead academymug.