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Think with your balls

"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future. Sometimes thinking with you balls is the complete opposite to thinking outside the box, it is so inside the box and obvious that no-one thought of it.
"What shall we do with all the orphans?"

"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."

"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."

"Think with your balls lad!"
by ninjamonkeydrummer January 2, 2012
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Handsome thankyou

When a male friend does something very nice for you and you give him a through the pants handy
Dude if you give me that I'll give you the handsome thankyou.
by Nalexander June 24, 2019
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think-for-yourselfer

a self-centered person; one who does not give a shit about anyone but themself

Made popular by the one and only Dane Cook.
"Why won't you give some money to those starving kids in Africa? You're such a goddamn think-for-yourselfer!
by iheartmcdreamy21 December 12, 2006
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thankyoutony

www.thankyoutony.com

A website made by americans desperate to prove there is strong support for Iraq by sucking cock of the vertically challenged british prime minister, tony b liar. The creators and designers of this site have made sure the opening page makes no sense "Whereas, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Tony Blair, has vigorously supported the United States in the disarmament of Iraq;" Is the opening sentence, followed by more illiterate drivel and sycophancy. the fuckwits who made it up are also unaware of the general dis-satisfaction of the british population over the situation.
Fuck you Tony Blair, you 5'5" stupid cocksucking socialist politically correct, moronic, anti-british, pro-american, bush loving poodle. See dumbdumbhorsenose
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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The Russian ThankYou

A Russian Thankyou is the act of defecating on a woman's (or mans - its not gay)chest after intercourse.
Woman - "Fuck me harder Viktor!"
Man - "Ive finished THANKYOU"
Woman - "Whats the hell is that bum cigar doing on my chest?!!"
Man - "Thats The Russian ThankYou"
by The Lawnmower Man 2016 February 22, 2023
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Alabama Thankyou

When something is expected or unexpectedly inserted into your colon or rectum.
Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."

Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"

Ted- "Honestly,liked it."

Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"

Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"
by GhostrideUrMom October 7, 2021
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Thankyouforyourcervix

When a woman has sex with a military man, she will say thank you for your service and the member will say thank you for your cervix.
Slaps one night stands ass, thank you for your cervix (“Thankyouforyourcervix”)
by Va Jay Jay February 23, 2022
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