big temp'n

The lifestyle that is moderately more lavish than that of your English major peers.

Damn, Kevin's fridge is full of organic shit. He must be big temp'n.

by ryan.s October 17, 2008

Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.

This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.

by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010

A Tempe Hangover

When you have partied so hard the couple days before, that you entire body shuts down

Marvin: "Yo my nigga, When I got back from Spring Training I slept for 16 hours non-stop. Then I woke up to my head feeling like it would split in half!"
Bryce: "That's a Tempe Hangover, my Negro Slave Boy."

by Tempe Crew '11 April 6, 2011

metric tembo

A universal measurement that can be used for anything imagineable. Named after the notable man, Nathan Tembo who is thought to be quite possibly the coolest man on the planet.

"Dude, that chick has to be at least one metric tembo tall."
"Man, I swear I gained one metric tembo over Thanksgiving Break."

by TheMcNastyHolyBurrito January 8, 2012

Bloody Tampon Contraband

A used tampon placed in a plastic bag. The person who carries bloody tampon contraband is eager to be searched. Repeat offenders often carry bloody tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.

I hope that cop tries to search me again, this time I got a present for him. When he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bloody tampon contraband.

by clausemic November 4, 2012

tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in

i gave carla a tainted tampon last night

by helter skeltor September 9, 2014

crusty tampon

Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.

Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.

"Ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon."

by DrunkrFastr April 6, 2016