Turkey Fisting

Fisting someone with your thumb up.

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo

by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014

turkey tap

When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.

"Man, I actually prefer getting snapped in the ass with a wet towel in the locker room now that the football team started turkey tapping me after P.E."

by TomBalls February 22, 2008

wild turkey

The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.

The party was pretty lame until Brad busted out a wild turkey.

by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006

making a turkey

Getting a blow-job under the table after putting a tablecloth over it to hide who you are receiving it from.

Look at him you can totally tell he is making a turkey!

by David Blaze October 2, 2006

plump turkey

a fat girl that has a big gut and orangutan tits that hangs low.

hey melanie,.....why do you like a plump turkey?

by firecrotch671 July 27, 2010

Carve the turkey

verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.

I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!

by Carve a turkey October 30, 2014

turkey jack

wood sap

"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"

by junebug December 2, 2003