Post Truth

A politically correct phrase for “fake news” or “alternative facts”—a hypocrite’s or Pharisee’s word for “bullshit.”

Thanks to their Bullshitter-in-Chief, most morally bankrupt GOP members have been lying comatose on their bed of post truths even before the pandemic struck.

by Fasters May 20, 2022

Lake Jackson Brown Trout

Piece of turd that actually tries to flow upstream of Lake Jackson Waterfall

by Shower Stalker March 29, 2003

Pigs Blood Truther

Someone who believes the debunked theory that General Pershing dipped bullets in pigs blood when fighting Muslim troops in the Philippines. Many right-wingers believe that if we took such action, all Middle East wars would end because Muslims would not go to heaven if shot with a bullet dipped in Pig's Blood.

My uncle is a crazy Pigs Blood Truther that also believes 911 was an inside job.

by AA6464 August 18, 2017

east tennessee sewer trout

A bowel movement of epic proportions, whole body feels better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.

Poop shit bowel movement

I'll catch you later, I have to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout

by s&p_hater September 10, 2018

Raised in the Truth

To be raised in the Jehovah’s Witness religion. (See definition for In the Truth).

Both my parents are Witnesses, I was raised in the Truth.

by JW Terms December 8, 2018

the truest truth

When you understand the meaning of life then you can understand the truest truth but you need to know the truth first.

YOU HECKING NORMIE! YOU DON’T KNOW THE TRUEST TRUTH!!!!

by Name32307 May 2, 2019

Demon Possessed Singing Trout

A singing fish (Actually named "Billy Bass") which became viral in 2008 after someone posted a Youtube video of an extremely broken one attempting to sing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann.

"Demon Possessed Singing Trout" lyrics:

There I was- Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2021