TONY BLAIR

A man once of integrity who did well in Kosovo and Sierra Leone, but blew it all on Bush. A man who transformed one of the world's most significant countries into a shadow of its former self. A man who betrayed the citizens of Iraq, the British army, the British people. A man who tried to be world policeman and failed miserably. A man who has made the British public subject to humiliation and hatred from overseas for his appalling and dismal actions. A man who ruined the lives of the people above by introducing political correctness, poor NHS, poor schools, more asylum seekers, practically goaded the underground bombers into their actions. A man who nearly lost all his hair over Iraq.

Tony Blair tried to play the saint in politics. He failed.

by Osamasbitch January 21, 2008

tony soprano

Boss of the Soprano Mafia family in the HBO series "The Sopranos." Arguably the greatest mafia character ever depicted on film.His dual personality of being both a loving father and a viscous killer makes him such an interesting character.

Meadow Soprano-"Are you in the mafia?
****Tony's facial expression goes from a happy one to a disgruntled one****
Tony Soprano-"NO!There is no mafia!"

by 0scar69 March 24, 2007

Tony Stark

Verb

When a woman with whom you've had sex/had relations recognizes and greets you but you have no idea who she is and react accordingly, often in a suave and debonair fashion. Sometimes abbreviated simply to "Starked".

"Random chick you don't remember sleeping with says: 'Hey Casey...remember me?'; Casey: 'Sure don't.'" "Damn, bro! You just pulled a perfect Tony Stark! She must not have been very memorable."

by Nasty Churro May 15, 2010

honky tonk special

A trashy, slutty woman who hangs out at country bars and has no qualms about random hookups, even with married men. Can be relied upon any night for an easy chuck with no strings attached.

Brad: "Sup dude. You look haggard today."
Sam: "Yeah man, I just came back from Amber's place. Linda broke up with me yesterday and I went to the bar and had a few shots, and you know how that ends up. Spoiler alert: I banged her."
Brad: "A little honky tonk special action, huh? Talk about haggard! She's more haggard than Merle. And she's been around the block more times than the mailman. You might want to go to the doctor and get checked out."
Sam: "You can say that again. It itches."

"Sure enough about closing time, I'm about stoned out of my mind, and I end up with some honky-tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home, and I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound."
-Hank Williams, Jr., "Whiskey Bent and Hellbound"

"Honky tonk special, you're not my daddy's wife."
-Marty Brown, "Honky Tonk Special"

by Nicholas D September 7, 2013

Tony Cannelloni

The well rounded ficticious character Tony Cannelloni is both prolific in his weight as well as his mobster qualities. Got the nickname for his love of canneloni and the fact that he always looks stuffed.

"Hey whats up with Tony Cannelloni, he hasn't been around at the cafe this week?" me i don't know nothing, last time i seen him he was doing that thing with Franky Bones.

by jamps1972 November 2, 2009

Tong-kai

A term used to describe instances when a person of superior authority at work shits on you.

Hey man, heard your boss tong-kaied you this morning for no reason.

by Afm123 August 18, 2011

Tontos lost tribe

A tribe that fought in the great war of Dykes and E- thots thought to be dead but was recently awakened by the coming of the new order of Dykes. Lead by Bk this elite unit of warriors is meant to bring order and peace to the world.

"There goes tonto there must be a cell of dykes nearby lets evacuate so they can do their work."
tontos lost tribe

by TontoTribesman February 21, 2020