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Roman Handshake

A custom during the reign of Caligula as Roman Emperor. When meeting a friend, whoever was ranked lower had to bend over and the higher ranked would fist-bump the end of the other person's larger intestine (colon). Very popular among the higher ranks.

Popular today among young men and fans of the movie Caligula
Gaius: Hey Longinus
Longinus: Oh... hey
Gaius: You know the drill, bend over.
Longinus: Do I have to?
Gaius: What?? You are refusing to shake the hand of your superior???
Longinus: No....
....
Gaius: There, was that so hard?
Longinus: : |
Gaius: Well, you know thats how we Romans shake hands. A "Roman Handshake" if you will
by CircleGuy February 25, 2011
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Jebroni handshake

When you are fingering the girls ass and your boy is fingering her vagina and you rub your fingers against each other on the wall between the ass and pussy
When we were double teaming that girl we did da jebroni handshake!
by Dajebroni June 30, 2021
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gutteral handshake

n. A simile of "the act of fisting".
Jeff: i've heard fist being used as a verb before.
N: What's uncommon about a gutteral handshake? Even Martha Stewart gets them nowadays.
by n December 14, 2004
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Norwegian Handshake

When two ppl (mostly hillbillies) wanna ratify that they are, and will stay bff.
They pour/dip their hands in moonshine,and light the moonshine on fire, while shaking each others hands.
Mostly a thing u do to get som fun on the after-party.
Drunk Person 1: Hey man! We are like blood brothas!
Drunk Person 2: Yeah man! Let's do a Norwegian Handshake on THAT!!
by Ingdal February 17, 2009
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German Handshake

Wacking off to a german girl on the interwebz.AKA COURTNEY. This is the german handshake.
Mario and german girl doin the dirty german handshake
by Brazil boi October 9, 2008
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Dirty Handshake

The act of jizzing, or ejaculating, into your palm and slapping someone across the face. Can be done either in front of them or premeditated. You don't necessarily have to dislike a person to do such gesture. Most times it is an act of desperation to get the attention of another female or male or coworker.
DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Hey baby! Baby? Sweety?" *smack*

VICTIM-"Wtf!!!? What?"

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "I love you!" :)

VICTIM- "I know" :)

or

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Hey Frank! Yeah you!" *smack*

VICTIM-"Wtf!!!? Why'd you do that?"

DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Cuz you're my boy!" :)

VICTIM- "I know" :)
by mateodos September 4, 2009
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Canadian Handshake

by hooray cananada October 24, 2011
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